The Dating Game

Single Chick: "Bachelor Number One, describe an ideal date."Bachelor Number One: "I would take you to a rethtaurant where they thpecialize in muthed foodth, ath I have neglected my teeth for the latht thirty thome yearth. I hope you don't mind maththaging my gumth after we eat, and then thucking face with a mouth full of gumth."Single Chick: "I think I'll pass."

Oh the humanity...

Why, why, WHY?!?!?!?

Oh Kelly Osbourne... I didn't know you were auditioning for a part of Tracy Turnblad... maybe if I close my eyes real tight she'll disappear.

Don't Be This Guy

Basic Instinct 2: Meet Mrs. Satan

Is it just me, or does Sharon Stone look a little like the bride of Satan here? This was what she looked like for the premiere of Basic Instinct 2... A few observations:

1.) Try not to look so crazy, even if your fictional character is.

2.) Since when is it the "in thing" to match your lips to your hair color?

3.) She really needs a new stylist - I mean, who the heck thought it would be sexy to give her the Marie Antoinette/Hootie McBoob Prostitute/Ratty looking up-do?

4.) You're 50-something, and not hot enough to show your cooter anymore on screen, so let's start looking more our age and a little less scary/slutty.

PR Finale: Part 1

I don't think that anyone's a guaranteed out or win. It's so stressful to watch.

I was a little bit warmed by Santino's story. He seems to have a different perspective on things. I think that he's going to have a hard time keeping that up when he's thrown back into TV land again. Even though he may have changed, other people are still carrying grudges. The dress that they showed, was beautiful! The silhouette was great, the detail was amazing, and it wasn't over designed. Loved it! I wonder what the rest of his collection looks like. I think that he's going to be more reigned in for fashion week. It was all just a game for him throughout the season, but now that he's at NY fashion week, he's in for the real deal, and I think he knows that.

When Tim Gunn visited Chloe's house, she didn't really have a whole lot done, and she was unfinished in her thoughts about her collection. I'm worried that maybe she won't have a cohesiveness to her collection. Too early to tell though, she has a strong style, so hopefully she can show that off. As much as I want her to win, I'm not sure that she will...

Danny V has gotten cocky! Turn down the attitude and take some constructive criticism. I loved him during the show because I thought he was modest and just very down to earth. Not true anymore! The boy's got 'tude! He isn't taking Tim Gunn's criticism very well, and I think if he doesn't start to listen, his collection is going to be affected. He has a lot of work to do on his clothes. None of them looked quite finished.

Of course, they throw in the challenge that they have to design a 13th look to show as well. Everyone was rather peeved. I wouldn't blame them! Santino's trying to "mask a piece of poo in a collection of diamonds". Good luck on that one! Chloe's brain is fried and she looks like she's going to crack at any second. Danny V has so much work to do on his own stuff, that I don't know how he's going to have time to make another complete ensemble.

The tension mounts! It's too much to handle! I can't wait until next week!

We're Nervous!!

I agree with Rob's thoughts, I'll write more of my own later.

Here's an e-mail from Rob:

I’m so nervous Rachel! I’m scared that Danny V isn’t going to make it… I have a feeling he will be the first to be cut in the final three… I think it might be between Chloe and Santino… and I have a feeling Santino will win… but let’s face it, I wouldn’t mind it if he won because I have a newfound respect/compassion for him after hearing his life story, and then seeing that gorgeous dress he made… and it looks like his line was really toned down from all of his other extravagant pieces that we saw. And then Chloe’s line was pretty innovative looking and different from what she’s normally done… it looked like Daniel was the only one who didn’t really step outside of the box and do something out of the ordinary from his normal design style. I’m so up in the air about this final Rachel!!! At least last year we knew for sure that one of them wasn’t going to get it (Wendy Pepper)… this year I think it could be anyone’s win… and that makes me nervous! I don’t know if I can wait for next week’s finale! And remember – it’s on earlier next week! I think it’s on at 8… AAAAHHHHHHHH!