Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Dating Game


Single Chick: "Bachelor Number One, describe an ideal date."Bachelor Number One: "I would take you to a rethtaurant where they thpecialize in muthed foodth, ath I have neglected my teeth for the latht thirty thome yearth. I hope you don't mind maththaging my gumth after we eat, and then thucking face with a mouth full of gumth."Single Chick: "I think I'll pass."

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